Welcome to sᵇhᴸoͤtͣsͨʰ
Introducing the Meme Dream Team, sᵇhᴸoͤtͣsͨʰ. They are a group of chaotic individuals who formed together in a time of crisis (CB temptation) and are ready to clown around as if their lives depend on it.
Meet the Memes
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BLEACH LORE
Read the Isekai Origin Stories:
Part 1: The Demon (coming soon)
Part 2: The Crackhead (coming soon)
Part 3: ???
Individual Member Backstories Coming Soon
Darling “Actually My Name is Lowercase” de Pussie
Class: Ranger
Role: Vocalist, Animator
Race: Furry
Weapon(s): Bow & Arrows, cyborg arm
Build: Precision/Crit (main), Attack (side), Speed (sub)
Element: Wind
Standard Abilities:
◆ 360 No Scope (LR)
◆ Ego Piercer (LR)
◆ Multi-Strike Barrage (MR)
◆ Robot Slap (CC)
◆ Put On Glasses (BUFF)
Ultimate Abilities:
◆ Tornarrow
◆ Pocket Cannon
Born and raised in the Neko Clan, Dar was trained as a warrior since birth. She quickly grew a close bond with her cousin, Rey, who was born a mute. However, communication was never an issue between them thanks to their innate Furry language, Furryspeak. Darling's natural dexterity allowed her to pick up on archery quite quickly, and soon became the most accurate ranger the Clan had ever seen. Unfortunately, as with many popular origin story tropes, the Neko Clan had a sworn enemy: the Inu Clan. One peaceful summer night, the fire nation dogs attacked. They destroyed everything, murdered nearly the entire clan, and burned down the village. Awoken by the chaos, Dar made an attempt to escape the hut she shared with her aunt, mother, and cousin, but became crushed under the rubble; everything went black.
When Dar awoke, she saw the aftermath of the village. So many deaths, so much destruction. She managed to free her now-mangled arm from the rubble that had trapped her, and fled. Along the way, she regrouped with Rey, who had managed to escape thanks to her incredible stealth and some Mary Sue bullshit, and together stole some robot parts and built Dar a new arm. Both in turmoil of their lost home, they wandered the Isekai world until they came across the rest of the bleach-obsessed clowns and formed sᵇhᴸoͤtͣsͨʰ.
Rae “Big Dick Energy” Consolador
Class: Berserker
Role: Vocalist, Animator, Artist
Race: Half-Demon, Half-Human
Weapon(s): Axe, Fisting
Build: Attack/Crit (main), Speed (side), Evasion (sub)
Element: Fire
Standard Abilities:
◆ Morning Breath (MR)
◆ Heavy Slash (CC)
◆ Axe Spin (CC)
◆ Axe Dash (MR/CC)
◆ Big Dick (BUFF)
Ultimate Abilities:
◆ Climactic Eruption
◆ Cornea Pelagus
Something something big dick something something energy. Like your usual cliche way-too-OP-demon-lovechild-character, Rae was born an orphan, never knowing her real parents. All she knew was that she was abandoned after a supernatural explosion destroyed the Sacred BS Forest. Growing up in solitude, she would pull a Naruto and did whatever it took to get attention and praise. This included picking fights with literally anyone who even looked at her. She learned how to fight dirty, and thanks to her unnatural Mary Sue strength, she never could lose a fight. And she still has never lost a fight, because we need to wait for her to lose one so she can have her iconic character arc moment.
Eventually, Rae became extremely ambitious, nearly to a fault. She began having strange dreams, ones where a disembodied voice would urge her to pledge her power to him, and in exchange she would gain unimaginable strength. Of course, she agreed like the power hungry whore she is. When Rae awoke, she discovered that her cardboard box home was being mistaken as trash by the town's garbagemen. Startled and enraged by this, a mysterious force took over her mind and body and she went berserk. Accidentally killing the two garbagemen, she became fearful of herself and this new power. Rae fled the town and would soon stumble across some weirdos and form the legendary sᵇhᴸoͤtͣsͨʰ.
Ao “Megababy” Nitro-Boost
Class: Cleric
Role: Vocalist, Mixer
Race: Human (e-girl)
Weapon(s): Staff Only
Build: Intelligence (main), Defense (side), Evasion (sub)
Element: Nature
Standard Abilities:
◆ Sacred Bond (SUP)
◆ Simp Blessing (SUP)
◆ Holy Bath Water (SUP)
◆ Solar Blast (MR)
◆ Flash Burst (CC)
Ultimate Abilities:
◆ Necromancy
◆ Sacred Broadcast (twitch.tv/ao)
Ao was born into a traveling family of clerics and priests, who travelled to recently raided towns and villages; they would cleanse the grounds and help heal those wounded. They were a somewhat small clan, but the impact they made was incredible. With their guidance, Ao learned how to channel her spiritual energy and control her healing powers, but she would end up becoming more powerful than ever expected. At her birth, she was chosen as the next vessel for the Spirit of the Sacred Forest by the Hippie Gods. Therefore, her abilities to heal and control Mother Nature itself awoke nearly immediately. She was basically a human plant, and could use photosynthesis to heal herself, strengthen her powers, and could talk to plants.
As her powers grew more and more, Ao began to feel restricted. She wanted to live out her true hippie free spirit and travel the world, to use her powers for something greater. After much debate, her cleric fam decided to let her free from the closet and gave her their blessing. At last free and independent, Ao began to set out alone but would soon face a dilemma; due to her incredible e-girl healing skills, many dudebro guilds would frantically beg her to heal for them in their streams. Desperate to escape from these leeches, she accidentally stumbled upon a really beat-up group of nobody lesbians and brought them back to full health; they would later become sᵇhᴸoͤtͣsͨʰ.
Esther “Why Are My Eyes Purple” Flautista
Class: Bard
Role: Vocalist, Mixer
Race: Human (???)
Weapon(s): Flute, Piccolo
Build: Intelligence (main), Speed (side), Evasion (sub)
Element: Storm
Standard Abilities:
◆ High Note (LR/SUP)
◆ Bleach Anthem (SUP)
◆ Sonic Whirlwind (MR)
◆ Lightningrod (CC)
◆ Kirby Float (BUFF/PASS)
Ultimate Abilities:
◆ Song of Storms
◆ Piccolo Solo
It was a dark and stormy night, and the crackhead wizard decided that this was an excellent time to experiment. He had lived in the outskirts of the Main Kingdom Place, as he had been banished by the King for being a crackhead. Upset by this, the wizard had kidnapped the King’s bard and held him captive for experimentation. However, the wizard soon fell in love with the bard, and they were very gay. On this stormy night, the wizard and the bard decided to sacrifice it all and create a child that they could love as their own. However, tragedy struck (as well as lightning) and the bard and the wizard seemingly vanished, leaving a newborn baby girl crying as the storm began to fade.
Fast-forward, this baby girl grew up to be Esther. After a patrol discovered her, the Knight General took her in to raise as his own alongside his daughter, Butter. Both grew up as sisters. While Esther was normally mysteriously brooding into her books or music, Butter was training hard to live up to her father’s legacy. Esther could always confide in Butter, and vice versa. Esther’s natural knack for music placed her first in line as the King’s next bard, but she Really didn’t want that. And so, Esther ran away from the pressure, and Butter followed suit in order to convince her to return. However, they ended up finding themselves lost, and they would soon dsicover a new family amongst strangers; sᵇhᴸoͤtͣsͨʰ.
Butter “I’m Not a Gremlin!!” Gremalín
Class: Knight
Role: Vocalist, Mixer
Race: Human (Gremlin)
Weapon(s): Sword & Shield
Build: Defense (main), Attack (side), Precision (sub)
Element: Earth
Standard Abilities:
◆ Shield Bash (CC)
◆ Slashy Slash (CC)
◆ Gremlin Tremor (MR)
◆ Stabby Stab (CC)
◆ For the Honor of Gremlinsoul (BUFF)
Ultimate Abilities:
◆ Gaia's Wrath
◆ What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger
Butter was your ideal daughter of a knight; she was very well-disciplined and studied hard, worked hard, and trained hard. She always looked up to her father, who was the Knight General for the King. Butter grew up alongside Esther, a broody mysterious girl whose past was shrouded in mystery. Butter considered her a sister, even though the two couldn’t be more different. Butter would confide in her with almost anything; almost. One day while scouring the King's library with Esther, the two split off and Butter stumbled across a mysterious section. There she found large books that contained logs of the different and ancient races of the Isekai World. Everything from the Furries to Clowns had its own series of books. While curiously looking through, Butter discovered her family name “Gremalín” written amongst the Gremlin race records. How could this be?? She, a Gremlin?
Frightened and confused, Butter secluded herself for a couple hours for a social media mental health break. Once she had at last come to terms with the truth, she began to question her father, asking him why he hid this from her. He confessed that gremlins were looked down upon; gremlins weren’t noble enough to be a Knight. He never told a soul, and hid his true identity from everyone in order to preserve his status. The night after this confrontation, Butter awoke in the middle of the night to hear Esther escaping. Butter pursued her with the initial intent for them to both return, but what she had yet to realize was the family that she would find amongst sᵇhᴸoͤtͣsͨʰ, one that was accepting of a gremlin like her.
Jannie “huh” Pitre
Class: Paladin
Role: Vocalist, Artist
Race: Human (Clown)
Weapon(s): Greatsword, Thick Skin
Build: Defense (main), Intelligence (side), Crit (sub)
Element: Water
Standard Abilities:
◆ Heavy Slash (CC)
◆ Dizzy Spin (CC)
◆ Meat Shield (BUFF)
◆ Barrier Cast (SUP)
◆ Bullet Magnet (PASS)
Ultimate Abilities:
◆ Big Moist
◆ Ultimate Sacrifice
Clowns. A simple race of humans, ones who generally minded their own business… they would soon become among the most ridiculed. As a clown, Jannie always had the distinct genetic advantage of being extremely thick skinned due to the constant oppression Clowns faced for centuries. With this asset, she and her family formed a mighty and powerful Circus (a group of fierce warriors that happened to be Clowns). Jannie was the youngest among them, and though inexperienced, she was blessed with a keen eye for not dying. One day, during one of her Circus’s raids on an oppressive Gremlin town run by Clownist colonists, there was a surprise attack from one of the King’s militias. Jannie’s Circus was among those captured, but she was able to escape.
Now wandering alone, with her family lost and nowhere to go, Jannie became distraught. She cursed herself for not being strong enough to protect her family. She vowed to never allow anyone else close to her get hurt, and proceeded to fall off a cliff. When she awoke, she was shocked to discover a group of weird-looking people staring at her, almost gawking. They wondered what a Clown like her was doing out alone, where anyone could attack her due to the heavy Clownist environment in today’s society. They all mutually agreed to take her in as one of their team, and fully formed sᵇhᴸoͤtͣsͨʰ.
Rey “Why Did I Do This to Myself” de Furrie
Class: Rogue
Role: Artist
Race: Furry
Weapon(s): Knives & Sh*t
Build: Speed/Evasion (main), Attack (side), Crit (sub)
Element: Darkness
Standard Abilities:
◆ Shadow Dash (MR/CC)
◆ Knife McFlurry (CC)
◆ Target Practice (MR)
◆ Hide & Seek (PAS)
◆ Sneak King (BUFF)
Ultimate Abilities:
◆ Black Hole
◆ Transform: Anime Background Character
Thanks to her Furry heritage, Rey never had to worry about her muteness getting the best of her. In fact, she was able to communicate perfectly fine with the other members of the Neko Clan with the Furry language, Furryspeak, as well as remain one of the stealthiest Furries due to her comfort with silence. Rey grew up alongside her cousin, Dar, and would train often alongside her. While Dar was a Pussie (a more scaredy cat line of the Neko) Rey was a Furrie, the purest bloodline of the Neko. Her natural quiet way of going about life led to her training amongst the Shadow Nekos, ones who would give themselves to the darkness of shadows to attain supreme stealth.
When the Inu Clan, Neko Clan’s sworn enemy, raided their village, Rey’s instincts rose to life. She vanished into the shadows almost subconsciously, and hid until the massacre was at last finished. During the raid, Rey was unable to escape from the shadows, this having been her first time in the mystical Black Profile Pic Realm. When she was at last able to return, she stumbled across a very beat up Dar, and together they left the shambles of the Uchiha Neko Clan to find a new home (and a new arm for Dar). They at last found sᵇhᴸoͤtͣsͨʰ, a new gang of friends to share angst with and whom would soon become their first non-Furry friends.